The Best HöL Page on the Internet?

HoL, HöL, HôL, HõL - it's all the same to me. Some people prefer one form to the other. I use HöL because White Wolf do, and who am I to argue with them? If they don't know, who does? It supposedly stands for Human Occupied Landfill but that's just what they want you to think. If you've never heard of it before, go NOW and get it. Now. Really - I mean it. Otherwise the scary man will get you. And you don't want that, do you? Eh? Do you? No. I thought not. So get it. And stop snivelling. Oh, wait. I think it's out of print. Damn.

Now then. For those of you who have had the abject pleasure, the nigh-on ecstasy of having seen HöL, you'd better have read it. But not the Hölmeisters' section, oh no. Unless you are a Hölmeister. It is a truly great system, and deserves to be advertised as much as inhumanly possible. So, it's good, isn't it? Yes that's right: it is good. Now if you like HöL [you DO] then you might want to look at my own meagre contributions towards the industry...

Help Me!: I'm new here, and I don't understand what it all means! Make me a believer!
Playthings: An adventure for HöL. Want to know more? Then follow the damned link!
Instant Adventure Generator: Random adventures for a fuller life. Do it.
The Planet Guide: The one and only (near) complete guide to the planets in and around the COW.
How to Run a HöL Adventure: Need help? Floundering and gasping? Just follow the simple guidelines.
How to Run a HöL Campaign: Adventures not enough? Take the plunge into the big time.
Claimer: If you haven't already read it, you'd better read the claimer.

Others: Some other people have made HöL sites. Actually quite a few have, but I can't be arsed to find them all, so you'll have to make do with these. [Note: at the time of print, these were all the HöL pages available over the Internet that I could find.]

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