Not a claimer

No! This is not a claimer. I simply wished to make homage to a game that I know more than none of you will be familiar with:


As goobers will know, HöL has a claimer at the start that reads thus:

see text-only version

Of course, the text is sort of unreadable in this scanned version, but if you try the text-only version then all will become clear. Or you could just read the book.

Both images are copyright 1994 by Dirt Merchant Games. This claimer is quoted without permission, but with respect. Buy HöL! It's great!

If you really want to delve further into the blasphemies of HöL, then you can go to my pages dedicated to the bastard.