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  • "The English language is very hard-up when talking about sex" -H.H.H.Baker
  • "Not a minute on the day, not a penny off the pay" -A.J.Cooke
  • "Fun, fun, fun" -Chris Softley
  • "I admire people who are fine footballers, who climb mountains, and get off successfully." -H.H.H.Baker
  • "Screwdriver" -Dr Maines
  • "I'm afraid Seed cannot come, B*****?!!" -Mr. Williamson
  • "That place [Sunderland] where your car gets nicked in 10 seconds, and is the dump of the earth - but I'm sure it's a very nice place." -Mr. Williamson
  • "Roll 'em up tightly, grease them lightly, and leave the rest to your imagination." -Nasty Nick Abbott
  • "Lad's, it smells like a tart's brothel in here" "How would you know?" "I've got my sources..." -Mr. Williamson and his double act class...
  • "You wanna shove it in????" Me, oh dear!!
  • "It goes with the cow!" -Stel to Sheraz
  • "Capacitor Warning!" -D.K.Burt
  • "One's for your school to get you off" -Elizabeth
  • "Sheraz has been behind all of this!" -Elizabeth
  • "I think that Sheraz is trying to take over." -Lee Hall
  • "It's another one, TWO OF THEM, spawned off Stephen - he's been busy..." -Stel
  • "Things..." -Well, I thought it was funny
  • "Fornicating under command of king" -Harrison, [but not originally]
  • "A weird noise came up from behind me." -Charlotte
  • "I'm not strange, aren't I?" -Charlotte
  • "You had one of them didn't you?" -Stel. Ooh-er, talking to me....
  • "Spot the Mafia boss" -Stel, yes quite!!!
  • "Spot the person who's trousers fell in a paper shredder" -Lee Hall
  • "This game had a goal at both ends... and a half-way line." -some commercial or other on radio
  • "Did your librarian push it?" -God, Lizzy
  • "Duncan Tooke, Oh sorry... it's FAT." -Stel
  • "I'm going to rip off your scrotum and suffocate you with it." -Stel to me. Comment: you don't have to be so rude about it.
  • "I'm going to punch you so hard that I'll give you three Adam's apples." -Stel to me (OK, he is just a bit mad) He saw this and said "Bloody crazed, more like."
  • "I'll do worse to you than what you'll do to me" -Mo when he wrte this and what's at the end of sheet 3 (chuckle chuckle - it's actually all a lie, so don't believe any of it....)
  • "I'll borrow Melon's magic sabre and fuck your head... with them." -Errrr, thankyou for that Mo.
  • "I'll brush your hair now - a punishment" -Charlotte to Lee
  • "...(stiffly)..." -a musical amusement
  • "Little Lumpty took a deep breath and threw himself into the dark night air." -from Little Lumpty by Miko Imai - Walker Books
  • "5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Oh no..... BOOM!" -Lemmings
  • "Only Porthos would invent a new way to disarm himself" -Aramis (pistake), Porthos (pisstake of Aramis's pisstake). Ok so I've already done this, but I couldn't think of another.

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