Sheet 2
"The English language is very hard-up when talking about sex" -H.H.H.Baker
"Not a minute on the day, not a penny off the pay" -A.J.Cooke
"Fun, fun, fun" -Chris Softley
"I admire people who are fine footballers, who climb mountains, and get off successfully." -H.H.H.Baker
"Screwdriver" -Dr Maines
"I'm afraid Seed cannot come, B*****?!!" -Mr. Williamson
"That place [Sunderland] where your car gets nicked in 10 seconds, and is the dump of the earth - but I'm sure it's a very nice place." -Mr. Williamson
"Roll 'em up tightly, grease them lightly, and leave the rest to your imagination." -Nasty Nick Abbott
"Lad's, it smells like a tart's brothel in here" "How would you know?" "I've got my sources..." -Mr. Williamson and his double act class...
"You wanna shove it in????" Me, oh dear!!
"It goes with the cow!" -Stel to Sheraz
"Capacitor Warning!" -D.K.Burt
"One's for your school to get you off" -Elizabeth
"Sheraz has been behind all of this!" -Elizabeth
"I think that Sheraz is trying to take over." -Lee Hall
"It's another one, TWO OF THEM, spawned off Stephen - he's been busy..." -Stel
"Things..." -Well, I thought it was funny
"Fornicating under command of king" -Harrison, [but not originally]
"A weird noise came up from behind me." -Charlotte
"I'm not strange, aren't I?" -Charlotte
"You had one of them didn't you?" -Stel. Ooh-er, talking to me....
"Spot the Mafia boss" -Stel, yes quite!!!
"Spot the person who's trousers fell in a paper shredder" -Lee Hall
"This game had a goal at both ends... and a half-way line." -some commercial or other on radio
"Did your librarian push it?" -God, Lizzy
"Duncan Tooke, Oh sorry... it's FAT." -Stel
"I'm going to rip off your scrotum and suffocate you with it." -Stel to me. Comment: you don't have to be so rude about it.
"I'm going to punch you so hard that I'll give you three Adam's apples." -Stel to me (OK, he is just a bit mad) He saw this and said "Bloody crazed, more like."
"I'll do worse to you than what you'll do to me" -Mo when he wrte this and what's at the end of sheet 3 (chuckle chuckle - it's actually all a lie, so don't believe any of it....)
"I'll borrow Melon's magic sabre and fuck your head... with them." -Errrr, thankyou for that Mo.
"I'll brush your hair now - a punishment" -Charlotte to Lee
"...(stiffly)..." -a musical amusement
"Little Lumpty took a deep breath and threw himself into the dark night air." -from Little Lumpty by Miko Imai - Walker Books
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Oh no..... BOOM!" -Lemmings
"Only Porthos would invent a new way to disarm himself" -Aramis (pistake), Porthos (pisstake of Aramis's pisstake). Ok so I've already done this, but I couldn't think of another.
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