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"Nice Shot, Larry Bird Brain!"
"Stopped..."
"You're not covered in beer!" >fshhhh< -Ben etc.
"No tears please - it's a waste of good suffering." -Pinhead from Hellraiser
"You're not covered in shaving foam!" >fshhhh< -Ben etc.
"Oh fuck, it's Harrison." or "Is Shadow outside?" -Tookie Babes
"Party on Bill and Ted" -Bill and Ted
"Mind the gap" -Just who is this?
"Piss off Harrison" -Rennie, Bewick, Oughton, and Anderson simultaneously
"Passenger announcement - if you all look to the left side of the plane... it will tip... Ha Ha, just an airplane joke."
"Oh Penis" -Mo
"Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis" -Mo -Stelio -Mo
"..." -Lots of people several times, but never Tooke...
"I'm dropping the hammer." -Cole Trickle
"Your dick'll be the death of you..." C.Klein
"Shite" -Tick Raw
"The jawbone of an ass" -Dowd
"Sounds a bit like 'bum', doesn't it?" -Simon Partridge
"Life is just a highway, and the soul is just a car." -Meat Loaf
"How's it going Billy the Kid?" -Bill & Ted
"Do you often go to Madison Garden" -Highlander
"My beautiful butterfly." -Doc Scurlock
"Forward, Backward, Forward, ATTACK" -Pat P.
"Only Porthos would invent a new way to disarm himself" -Aramis (piss-take), Porthos (piss-take of Aramis's piss-take)
"Stop pissing around" -Miss Judith Davies (aka Auntie Judith)
"What a load of cack" -Nicholas Rennie
"Voila madame" -Anonymous guy from Tricolore tape
"Ou est la banque, s'il vous plait"-same as above
" 'So hard, so hard!' moaned Miss Havisham with her former action..." -C.Dickens esq.
"As stupid as Oates." -Mo [mint quote]
"Fuck it!" -Me, many many times
"The Romans have a god for almost everything. There isn't one for premature ejaculation, but I hear that's coming soon." -Mel Brookes, standup philosopher
"Taking a wide berth on the dead opponents, Gorath checks on Gorath's welfare."
"aka" -Sir Bill etc.
"Dusty up there, Dusty down here" -Dusty (David Rhodes)
"Mr. Johnson is a raddish." -Anonymous
"All the others are pap..." -David Wright
"I wield my wit like a rapier Vecsey, while yours is a blunt instrument." -Ollie Edwards
"See these orienteers? They're the awkward factor." -Mr. Wilson (the man from the time tunnel '60s)
"What have you got against Sugden?" -Mo (HO HO HO)
"HO HO HO" -Dr Clarke
"Whack-whack-oops!" -Dr Clarke
"Blistering barnacles!" -Captain Haddock
"Bollocks is NOT spelt with an 'X'!" -quote from Teechers
"Sunderland in our pipes." -Sugden
"He's got a face like flayed rat, and the sex appeal of bar-B-Qed beetroot - so how the hell did he pull her." -M. Harrison
"I've got a droopy black one" -Nicholas Roger McMahon
"Suck that rod 'til its juice creams out" -Duncan Tookie-babes
"There's no such thing as strangers, just friends you haven't met." -Some famous guy
"Elvis is dead, Milf is the king!" -Milf (ie Duncan Tookie-babes)
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