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  • "Nice Shot, Larry Bird Brain!"
  • "Stopped..."
  • "You're not covered in beer!" >fshhhh< -Ben etc.
  • "No tears please - it's a waste of good suffering." -Pinhead from Hellraiser
  • "You're not covered in shaving foam!" >fshhhh< -Ben etc.
  • "Oh fuck, it's Harrison." or "Is Shadow outside?" -Tookie Babes
  • "Party on Bill and Ted" -Bill and Ted
  • "Mind the gap" -Just who is this?
  • "Piss off Harrison" -Rennie, Bewick, Oughton, and Anderson simultaneously
  • "Passenger announcement - if you all look to the left side of the plane... it will tip... Ha Ha, just an airplane joke."
  • "Oh Penis" -Mo
  • "Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis" -Mo -Stelio -Mo
  • "..." -Lots of people several times, but never Tooke...
  • "I'm dropping the hammer." -Cole Trickle
  • "Your dick'll be the death of you..." C.Klein
  • "Shite" -Tick Raw
  • "The jawbone of an ass" -Dowd
  • "Sounds a bit like 'bum', doesn't it?" -Simon Partridge
  • "Life is just a highway, and the soul is just a car." -Meat Loaf
  • "How's it going Billy the Kid?" -Bill & Ted
  • "Do you often go to Madison Garden" -Highlander
  • "My beautiful butterfly." -Doc Scurlock
  • "Forward, Backward, Forward, ATTACK" -Pat P.
  • "Only Porthos would invent a new way to disarm himself" -Aramis (piss-take), Porthos (piss-take of Aramis's piss-take)
  • "Stop pissing around" -Miss Judith Davies (aka Auntie Judith)
  • "What a load of cack" -Nicholas Rennie
  • "Voila madame" -Anonymous guy from Tricolore tape
  • "Ou est la banque, s'il vous plait"-same as above
  • " 'So hard, so hard!' moaned Miss Havisham with her former action..." -C.Dickens esq.
  • "As stupid as Oates." -Mo [mint quote]
  • "Fuck it!" -Me, many many times
  • "The Romans have a god for almost everything. There isn't one for premature ejaculation, but I hear that's coming soon." -Mel Brookes, standup philosopher
  • "Taking a wide berth on the dead opponents, Gorath checks on Gorath's welfare."
  • "aka" -Sir Bill etc.
  • "Dusty up there, Dusty down here" -Dusty (David Rhodes)
  • "Mr. Johnson is a raddish." -Anonymous
  • "All the others are pap..." -David Wright
  • "I wield my wit like a rapier Vecsey, while yours is a blunt instrument." -Ollie Edwards
  • "See these orienteers? They're the awkward factor." -Mr. Wilson (the man from the time tunnel '60s)
  • "What have you got against Sugden?" -Mo (HO HO HO)
  • "HO HO HO" -Dr Clarke
  • "Whack-whack-oops!" -Dr Clarke
  • "Blistering barnacles!" -Captain Haddock
  • "Bollocks is NOT spelt with an 'X'!" -quote from Teechers
  • "Sunderland in our pipes." -Sugden
  • "He's got a face like flayed rat, and the sex appeal of bar-B-Qed beetroot - so how the hell did he pull her." -M. Harrison
  • "I've got a droopy black one" -Nicholas Roger McMahon
  • "Suck that rod 'til its juice creams out" -Duncan Tookie-babes
  • "There's no such thing as strangers, just friends you haven't met." -Some famous guy
  • "Elvis is dead, Milf is the king!" -Milf (ie Duncan Tookie-babes)

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