Sheet 3
"You start sheet 2 and I'll start sheet 3 and we'll meet somewhere in the middle..." -Stel speaking to Mo.
" 'Kittens,' said the duchess" -Martin Carter (aka Martin Clartin)
"mmmmmmmminty!" -Hale and Pace on a Clorets advert.
"Can I take you Estella?" -Pip, of Great Expectations fame.
"I'm from Hackney. Fancy a shag?" -Jo Brand
"What a shame that Norman Wisdom's dead" -Ray (aka Rob Newman)
"I got chased by a police helicopter!" -Mark Bewick
"Gods, but I could do with a piss!" -Helm, aka King Phillip
"Me and Ren..." -Mark Bewick on many occassions
"Jab, jab" -Richard Loxley (on Mr Griffiths in Latin lessons)
"It's a game of two halves" -Jimmy Hill on football
"Mr Leonard is a twat" -Matthew Hearn relates
"I've had Mr Porritt and Mr Leonard all in one year which makes maths a more daunting subject because they're both crap." -David Anderson confides
"Oh Christ, I've left the iron on!" -from Smith & Jones
"Scare the testicles off ya!" -Nick talking to C.M.C-H.
"Why stop just when I'm hating it" -Marvin (Dougie-babes)
"If everyone had shorter cars, traffic jams would be shorter." -Simmance being philosophical...
"That young girl is one of the least beknightedly unintelligent organic lifeforms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." -Marvin (again!)
"When the party was founded, many voters went into Labour" -Doc Mains talking about Labour.
"Rassoul, stop playing with Worthington's tube!" -Doc.
"Talking about sex can give you hang-ups" -HHHBaker
"Yes it is" -C.M.C-H. on Pantera's Fucking Hostile song
"Nidlenodlenoo" -Jon Burley on many occassions.
"That's classified information, creep!" -Joe Dredd on what he wanted to be when he grew up (aka Judge Dredd).
"It's all right - we've got long ones..." -Umm, me actually!
"I've got one..." -Well, yes! Chris Softley actually!
"Hello everybody, I'm a beetroot" -Me, doing an impression of what someone who was blushing might say...
"Do any of you want to take part in the sixth form gambling den?" -Anon... well actually, G.P.B-M.
"Life is just a string of quotes." -Me, laughing
"Truths are often spoken with electrodes on the scrotum"
"If you come, you have to remember to bring your own filling..." -Schoolgirl overheard on Metro
"He made me reveal what my mother never knew about my first career..." -Miriam Hodgson
"If the prodding should come from anywhere, it should come from them and not us..." -Elizabeth III
"To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer." -Paul Ehrlich on technology!
"FCK - the only thing missing is you!" -Sara's T-shirt
"Do you want to run down to London, and beg Blue Peter to have us on?" -Clare to Stel (?!?)
"Charlotte - that's enough..... Oh no! Don't hold that against me!" -Mo, sounding a might suspicious...
"Hey! Why don't I just sprout wings and fly!" -Stel on the patented "Stel-two-tier-system". Well!
"I really can't expect you guys to put this thing together..." -Elizabeth III murmurs philosophically
"Come on everybody" -Peter Pan on a musical book.
"C-C-Come on everybody" -Ditto, but with a noticeable stutter.
"It's going to outgrow its pot!" -Clare on Chuck-a-dee.
"I'm a Martian lovechild" -Mo. Err sorry, that's wrong! It's actually, "I'm Timmy Bolta's love child!" (HMMMM...) [SEE SHEET TWO....]
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