CLAIMER:THIS GAME WILL FUCK YOU UP. We swear.
It will make you take drugs whose chemical composition is beyond the spelling capacity of this author. You will begin a prostitution ring made up of fourteen-year olds and destitute nuns. Eventually, of course, you will most likely leap from the balcony of your local theatre with seven running chainsaws strapped to various parts of your body. There's a good chance it will be the matinee showing of BAMBI as well.
So, if you feel like ending your days by becoming the center of attention in a big, hard, humming chair, please read on. And buy all the supplements, too.
Thank you for your time, worship the Antichrist, and have a nice day.
Daniel Thron Todd Shaughnessy Christopher Elliott Esq.