Sheet 7

  • "I'm in the middle of fifteen different things, all of them annoying..." -Lnt Cdr Ivanova
  • "Strike my stomach and thrust into my womb..." -Andrew Swift, incorrectly translating part of Tacitus' Annals...
  • "I hurt my wrist last Wednesday" -me "So, Tuesday night's wanking night" -Rob (the nob) Evans
  • "What's a wb?" -Andrew Swift. "Half a xi" -Stel, the two of them discussing the fluxoid quantum...
  • "I just found something dead weird in my hair." -Mo "Your head?" -Stel quick-wittedly breaks in...
  • "Well there's no need to 'look' that one up!" -Stephen Fry taking the piss out of Richard Whitely.
  • "Why don't you do life saving Wright?" -Richard Macelroy. "Because I can't swim to save my life..." -David Wright
  • "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine... dude!" -Andrew Carr, about himself.
  • "Blaylock and his dad in the shower!" -Richard Loxley, suddenly and unprompted in a German lesson.
  • "I must admit, I've got a very sullied disgusting mind, and I think it must have been in contact with some of you..." -Auntie Judith
  • "Look what I've got in my pocket... go on, feel it!" -Wan... well, Chris Kerr actually...
  • "Bite me, fanboys!" -Lobo (what a great guy!)
  • "I'll have THAT one!" -Zeus (well, at least according to Lieutenant Colonel M.A.Griffiths...)
  • "Have you got your sucky-things?" -MAG again
  • "If another guy comes up to me before an event and said 'I'll whip your ass!' I'd think, 'I like this guy, let's do it!' " -Les Green
  • "Only Porthos would invent a new way to disarm himself..." -Hmmm
  • "What is a fat-digesting enzyme?" -Mrs Malpas "Tooke" -Everyone in the set.
  • "I have the secret ability to go sailing without having a fit!" -Stel, taking the piss out of an In Brief... review of Midget.
  • "Soon Faline and Bambi were playing happily together, chasing each other round the little hillocks..." -From a Bambi adaptation.
  • "Just me and forty-nine other people... all of them Joff" -James (ie CJB) on the Toast List Dinner.
  • "Always comforting is sucking..." -Dave Rhodes
  • "The sweet music of fingers running across a computer keyboard"
  • "I hate you, Mam, and I hate your spots" -Adam "Well I like them, I think they suit you!"
  • "Size, gunslinger... Size..." -the man in black [DT1-223:SK]
  • "Al Gore is so boring that his secret service codename is 'Al Gore' " -Al Gore!
  • "They're examining me so much in here I didn't even know some organs existed." -Pope John Paul II, to well-wishers from the window of his Rome hospital suite, recovering from a broken leg.
  • "Only Porthos would invent a new way to disarm himself" -Wait a minute! That's two times on one sheet!
  • "[WELL BASTARD FAST]" -RGS rowing team slogan.
  • "D'you want to earn a quick fiver?" -RXKM "Yeah, okay" -anonymous blue blazer "Go on then, get your trousers off!" -Andrew Swift (jokingly of course... at least we hope so... look, he's a nice guy)
  • "I've got a hairbrush stuck in my hair" -Renée "Did you stick it in your hair and go wheece or something?" -Stel, making a twirling motion with his hand "Something like that, yeah" -Renée (Stel's sister) extricating the offending article

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