Sheet 4
We (ie Mo and my good self - Stel) announce a truce. On sheets 2 and 3, you may well have noticed that we had a bit of a disagreement. Well - a battle of threats more like! Anyway, we have settled our differences and buried the hatchet. In Mo's back! Only joking! Now a message from the man himself, the wonderful Mohammad Ali Mansoori. Ta-da! ....
All good citizens who enjoy this quote sheet/file/book/CD-ROM (yes we're that hi-tech) should be happy to find out that we are now good chums again (no not like that), and so you can open the chilled beer/wine/champagne/coke/large Sprite (delete as appropriate) as we are now good friends.
P.S. I still would not mind using those two blunt sabres two-handed to get my revenge on Stel, [Charlotte might... ahem... get some new worry balls out of that statement... so to speak.] but I suppose that I'm not allowed to now (yes it really is my signature above).
AND NOW WE CONTINUE WITH OUR QUOTES
"How disappointing. They don't appear to have grown at all." -On an animal rights campaign sheet
"My little bit is bigger than your little bit!" -Stel (the little pet!) This was written in by Charlotte
"Oh" -Charlotte
"Get it out" -Mo to Stel (we worry, shish kebabs, we worry!)
"Well it wasn't Chris Jameson; Well it was Chris Jameson; Well it wasn't his birthday; Well it was his birthday... Look, just just just get out of my face!" -Stel's sister getting flummoxed!
"It was Richard, with the canister of methane, in the cinema." -The mystery is revealed by Stel.
"It's no use. There's only one way to get him out of there. We've got to call in Eric Von Shteric, 'The World's Loudest Tuba Player.'"
"This might be very hard... integrating those" -That's a relief! Mo complains about maths.
"Really?" -Swanie, known as Steven Swanson, thicko!
"F-Oh-hello!" -Me under very suspicious circumstances. I was in bed with Simon Raw! Don't worry, we were on a school trip and we were sharing a bedroom. All very innocent, so just go away!
"But when you've got twelve oranges, doing it this way would be very cumbersome..." -Dougie-babes expounds on mathematical probability, honest!
"Would you like to see my penis?" -Bill Clinton
"Get your tractors off our lawns!" -John Major
"Get it out and I'll chop your balls off!" -Well, yes.
"Dry rot is as dry rot does - stop me if I'm getting too technical" -Rowan Atkinson
"Take me you giant steam hammer"
"Yield to temptation... it may not pass your way again!" -Lazarus Long
"It's fucked?" -Mo "Yes, that'll be it." -Jaron "Who by?"-Stel "Lazarus Long." -Jaron, um whoops!
"I can give you one from Mrs Malpas" -Duncan, and here it is... "Giving birth's like trying to pass a bowling ball." Well, what a relief for us all!
"I model it on your... never mind" -Ta again Jaron!
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