A Study of Notions

If you have any interest in how I tick, then I suppose that's reason enough for continuing, but I promise nothing but my (sometimes contraversial, sometimes antisocial) ideas on how it all works. Given that members of my own family claim that I'm an alien, I don't expect many people to empathise with my views, but at least respect my right to hold these opinions. I have forewarned you, and I am not forcing you to listen to my views.

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