So, I guess you must really want to be here. I know! You're someone who knows me already, right? Well, either way you've stumbled onto a large pile of irrelevant twaddle constructed in a most haphazard manner for nobody's benefit but my own.
Of course, you might enjoy this, but don't complain if you don't. I could put a claimer but I won't. Suffice to say that if you're planning on continuing into the depths of my foetid imagination, then plunge right in.