Sheet 5

  • "Thank you, thank you, thank you,... and fuck you." -Dennis Leary, No Cure For Cancer.
  • "You're making a mistake?" (some Mafia tough) "I've made some before and I'm beginning to enjoy it," -Elliot Ness - well I guess it WAS funny at the time.
  • "No, no, no, shut up..." -my sister, many, many times.
  • "Temperature is 70 degrees centigrade. The wind speed is 12 MPH. Heavy snow is falling." -That's right; another computer error. This one is courtesy of NFL Pro League Football.
  • "The joy of sticks" -Simon Bradley - he really put his foot, sorry... stick in it.
  • "I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with a delusional psychotic like yourself, little pal!" -Sam, Sam & Max.
  • "Totally amoral... Ultra Violent... & More fun than sex! It's... SYNDICATE." -Well I hardly need to explain what this means, do I?
  • "It also looks like he got a bit sporty with a gerbil and stuck it to his upper lip." -Andy Clerkson on Locky.
  • "Hmmm" -me, yes it's that dubious tone.
  • "The future's a funny place. No matter who's in charge, the cities always look like a collection of vending machines."
  • "Burn, Baby Burn" -I'm running out of ideas....
  • "You've lost that loving feeling..." -Roy Orbison - a wonderful song (which brings back some really horrifying memories of Marden Bridge.)
  • "The wad is back. It's big and it's bulging!" -Russ, Russ & Jono purposely misquoting themselves.
  • "Only in America would someone name a drug after a part of their anatomy." -Dennis Leary speaking about crack...
  • "Give it to me now or die..." -Austin - well if he's a necrophiliac does it make any difference.
  • "I want it now" -Austin again (yes it's maths)
  • "Let's get inverse babe" -Dan Routledge. It was his one time chat-up line.
  • "First form camps..." -Yes there is a purge out there for those
  • "20 minutes with Mr. Donnie in private!"
  • "I feel abusive" -Andrew Swift "You look abusive!" -Stel
  • "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal" -Hal's mate.
  • "Go on Donkin, twist, you have to..." -Andrew Swift, Paul Swift, Tim Croucher, Dominic Ulyatt, and David Hayden, simultaneously. What a Swanie!
  • "Be wary of strong drink... it can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss" -Lazarus Long
  • "What larks" -Joe in his usual manner. "woT larX" -Pip writing to Joe. Wot idiots!
  • "For, Joe had actually laid his head down on the pillow at my side and put his arm round my neck in his joy that I knew him" -Pip and Joe encounter a tender moment
  • "Assert your independence... scrub your own back." -A Body Shop back-scrubbing brush thingy
  • "Oh bollocks, it's product! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!" -Duncie-babes encounters a bit of a tricky maths question!
  • "Anxius sum!" -Haterius
  • "Quam felix sum!" -Haterius
  • "How the fuck d'you do this sum!" -Haterius... actually he didn't, it was probably Tooke really!

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