Sheet 5
"Thank you, thank you, thank you,... and fuck you." -Dennis Leary, No Cure For Cancer.
"You're making a mistake?" (some Mafia tough) "I've made some before and I'm beginning to enjoy it," -Elliot Ness - well I guess it WAS funny at the time.
"No, no, no, shut up..." -my sister, many, many times.
"Temperature is 70 degrees centigrade. The wind speed is 12 MPH. Heavy snow is falling." -That's right; another computer error. This one is courtesy of NFL Pro League Football.
"The joy of sticks" -Simon Bradley - he really put his foot, sorry... stick in it.
"I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with a delusional psychotic like yourself, little pal!" -Sam, Sam & Max.
"Totally amoral... Ultra Violent... & More fun than sex! It's... SYNDICATE." -Well I hardly need to explain what this means, do I?
"It also looks like he got a bit sporty with a gerbil and stuck it to his upper lip." -Andy Clerkson on Locky.
"Hmmm" -me, yes it's that dubious tone.
"The future's a funny place. No matter who's in charge, the cities always look like a collection of vending machines."
"Burn, Baby Burn" -I'm running out of ideas....
"You've lost that loving feeling..." -Roy Orbison - a wonderful song (which brings back some really horrifying memories of Marden Bridge.)
"The wad is back. It's big and it's bulging!" -Russ, Russ & Jono purposely misquoting themselves.
"Only in America would someone name a drug after a part of their anatomy." -Dennis Leary speaking about crack...
"Give it to me now or die..." -Austin - well if he's a necrophiliac does it make any difference.
"I want it now" -Austin again (yes it's maths)
"Let's get inverse babe" -Dan Routledge. It was his one time chat-up line.
"First form camps..." -Yes there is a purge out there for those
"20 minutes with Mr. Donnie in private!"
"I feel abusive" -Andrew Swift "You look abusive!" -Stel
"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal" -Hal's mate.
"Go on Donkin, twist, you have to..." -Andrew Swift, Paul Swift, Tim Croucher, Dominic Ulyatt, and David Hayden, simultaneously. What a Swanie!
"Be wary of strong drink... it can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss" -Lazarus Long
"What larks" -Joe in his usual manner. "woT larX" -Pip writing to Joe. Wot idiots!
"For, Joe had actually laid his head down on the pillow at my side and put his arm round my neck in his joy that I knew him" -Pip and Joe encounter a tender moment
"Assert your independence... scrub your own back." -A Body Shop back-scrubbing brush thingy
"Oh bollocks, it's product! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!" -Duncie-babes encounters a bit of a tricky maths question!
"Anxius sum!" -Haterius
"Quam felix sum!" -Haterius
"How the fuck d'you do this sum!" -Haterius... actually he didn't, it was probably Tooke really!
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