Imagine... Of all the billions of people in the world, we two have made contact. Could it be that this has only been made possible through the miracles of modern technology? Quite possibly. We should get to know each other more. Why don't you make contact with me and while away the minutes by reading some customised words hand-typed by me, especially for you, and you alone. You should do it you know - it has been said that to learn more about yourself, you should learn more about other people. Now isn't this a golden opportunity?
If you prefer to remain anonymous, each to [his/her/its/the cat's] own, but I'd like it if you sent me some word. It get's lonely here... <<sniff>> Please?