COMPLIMENTS
The flattering stuff. The words of praise that spill from my worshippers' lips, giving joyous thanks for the pleasure of browsing my humble works. Kind of empty, isn't it? Damn. I appear to be a bit short on worshippers right now. Perhaps you'd better try later, when I'm closer to achieving ascension. Either that, or you could send me some love-mail yourself.
Actually I have received various sporadic clumps of praise from the dubious sources known as my friends, and also from random devotees across the Internet. Here's just a little bit of the e-mailed snippets of praise that I have in the past received:
- "Stick with the mysterious, bloody annoying way to go" Andy Walton (29/4/1997)
- "I just wanted to say I think your sense of humor is about as quirky as mine." Kithera (7/5/1997)
- "Wow spin my nipples and Call me howard, or DON'T! Thanks a lot, It's the best page I've found so far it wicked." Wastit (10/10/1997)
- "by the way so far your site looks pretty neat. BUT you could have omitted all these comments (despite the fact they are true..) about greek roads." Nik Passaris (29/10/1997)
- "Well, I must admit I'm confused and lost, but I love your pot page!" Lynne Brown (14/1/1998)
- "I LOVE your cataloguing of planets. I'm compiling a book of fan-based HoL material, so I'm searching the web for pages. Yours jumped out." David Brazil (3/8/1998)
- "Hey, your site kicks all mighty arse..." Malekite (4/8/1998)
- "If you could guide me it would be great, Thanks" Mark Tsimikalis (27/7/1999)
- "Great site, BTW" Angus McKnight (29/5/2001)
And in case you think that I need to say it, all of these comments are sic (or is that sick..?).