The flattering stuff. The words of praise that spill from my worshippers' lips, giving joyous thanks for the pleasure of browsing my humble works. Kind of empty, isn't it? Damn. I appear to be a bit short on worshippers right now. Perhaps you'd better try later, when I'm closer to achieving ascension. Either that, or you could send me some love-mail yourself.

Actually I have received various sporadic clumps of praise from the dubious sources known as my friends, and also from random devotees across the Internet. Here's just a little bit of the e-mailed snippets of praise that I have in the past received:

And in case you think that I need to say it, all of these comments are sic (or is that sick..?).