Stelio Speak

A definitive (by definition) list of words and phrases, as commonly exhibiting in the speech patterns of yours truly. Also includes a rare glimpse of Derbal, the language created by Menzies and Stelio for its aesthetic qualities and named thusly in order to be the complete antithesis of Esperanto (the universal language).

Ack. [AK] Derbal Why. Common usage: Ack? Spinterfaction.

Bast. Abbreviated form of 'bastard' or 'bastards'. Common usage: Bast! Uncommon usage: I call upon the Egyptian Goddess of All Cats, BAST!

Batthash. [bat-THARSH] The phonetic alphabet of letters devised and used solely by Stelio.

Bizarre. Strange. Odd. An oft-heard expression from my lips, of late, I have found myself making use of the word a lot.

Cunt flaps. The labia surrounding the vagina. Often used as a curse.

Curious. Odd. Strange. This word is not used quite as often as "bizarre", but often enough to merit noting.

Derbal. [DUR-bl] Derbal Covering no area at all. Common usage: His hair is so derbal.

Dirt-eating grin. A rather large grin. Common usage: I've got a big dirt-eating grin. Source: I believe from those collectable sticker cards with smiley faces on them from the late 1980's.

Gestalt. [ge-SHTALT] Derbal A verbal exclamation mark. Common usage: Schlicht gestalt. or Gestalt! [expressing surprise]

Gods. Rather than saying 'God' I usually refer to 'Gods'. Common usage: Gods, it's big!

Have fun! Commonly used as a parting greeting.

Holy Mary, Mother of God! Said in a fake Irish accent, as an expression of surprise.

Lay a log. To defecate, egest, shit. Common usage: Ahm gonna go lay me a log.

Mein Gott in Himmel. From the German, often used to express surprise or horror.

Nindang. [NIN-dang] Derbal No.

Phag. [FAJ] Derbal Food.

Pot. [POT] Derbal Yes.

Schlicht. [SHLIKHT] Derbal A drink. Common usage: Schlicht? Pot! [Note that the phrase 'would you like' is assumed]

Small portions. Used to express. Especially in association with my good friend Menzies.

So metal, he clanks when he wanks. Used as a phrase to praise a person for being "metal". Originally coined with my good friend Mykl in mind. Common usage: He's so metal, he clanks when he wanks. Uncommon usage: He's so metal, he clangs when he bangs.

Spinterfaction. [SPIN-tur-FAK-shun] Derbal Because. Common usage: Ack? Spinterfaction.

Sweet. Nice. Cool. Groovy. That I use this excessively, if not at all, is due to my good friend Darryl's usage of the word in almost any situation.