Beware the scary man, my child -
Many's the body he's defiled;
He looks quite ugly and he's mean.
Although you'll think that he looks sad,
He is interminably mad.
He smells because he isn't clean.
Scary man, scary man;
He'll scare you any way he can;
He'll make you want to run away.
Where will you run to? Where will you flee?
Will you keep your sanity?
He'll make you want to run all day.
Where will you go? East or West?
North or South? Which is best?
When he scares you, you won't care.
It doesn't matter where you go,
The scary man will always know.
He'll track you down and find you there.
Scary man, scary man;
He'll scare you any way he can;
He'll make you want to run away.
Where will you run to? Where will you flee?
Will you keep your sanity?
He'll make you want to run all day.
Merely a jolly little spoof song, to make a change from the usual tawdry doom and gloom stuff. This is a simple, camped-up, fun excuse for a rhyming piece of song. It's a little piece of fun, so have a smile when you read it. I could have done some more work on it; it's not that long... thankfully. :)