Psychological Help

Well, damn. You've caught me without any training in psychology or psychiatry. Oh well, I don't care. I'm always willing to help someone in need. If you've got a problem, and you're fool enough to ask me and not someone who you know and trust, then ask away. My e-mail address is I'll deal with your problem as I can, in the strictest of confidence if that's what you require. My word is my bond. If you trust me, I'll help.