"Abandon hope all ye who eat pot noodles"
This is a quote from Graham Cluley, the author of a myriad of British shareware games that constantly assault our computers with flashy lights and bleepy sounds. Oh for that simple joy, that innocence of a smiley face called Wilf dribbling jam sandwiches on an alien landscape. Ah, for the good old days, the halcyon days of my youth...
Um, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah - Graham Cluley. He's done some really great stuff. Get in contact with him at his home page: http://www.grahamcluley.com
I especially recommend the text adventure games (Humbug, Jacaranda Jim, et aliter).
And if you'd like to read them, some words of wisdom from the man himself.