Yeah, Um. Films are good. That's right. I've only seen a few. The ones whose names I can remember off the top of my head are listed below, but there are others. If you want to know about them, I guess I could tell you about them. That's if you can really be bothered to ask me. And I'm not providing a big list of links, like I did for the music page. So there. Oh yeah, bold films I've seen at the cinema, and the films in blue I own on video.
Absolution; The Abyss; Accidental Hero; Ace Ventura, Pet Detective; Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls; The Addiction; Air Force One; Airheads; Airplane; Akira; Alien; Aliens; Alien 3; Alien Resurection; Alladin; Alladin - the Return of Jaffar; Almost an Angel; Altered States; Amadeus; American Buffalo; An American in Paris; American Pie; The Andromeda Strain; Angel Heart; Another You; Any Which Way You Can; Appleseed; April Fool; The Aristocats; Army of Darkness - the Medieval Dead; The Arrival; As Good as it Gets; The Assassin; Assassins; The Assassination Bureau, Limited; Asterix and the Big Fight; Asterix in Britain; Asterix and Cleopatra; Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman; Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery; Awakenings; Baba Yaga; Babe; Baby; Back to School; Back to the Future; Back to the Future 2; Back to the Future 3; Backdraught; Bad Boys; Bad Taste; Bambi; Bandit Queen; The Baptism; Barb Wire; Basic Instinct; Basquiat; Batman; Batman Returns; Batman Forever; Batman and Robin; Batteries Not Included; Battlestar Galactica; Bean; The Beast with Five Fingers; Beauty and the Beast; Beethoven; Beetlejuice; Ben-Hur; Beneath the Planet of the Apes; Bernard and the Genie; Beverly Hills Cop; Beverly Hills Cop 2; Beyond the Stars; Big; The Big Boss; Big Business; Big Man - The Diva; Big Top Peewee; Big Trouble In Little China; Bigfoot and the Hendersons; Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey; Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; Bird on a Wire; Black Rain; Bladerunner; Blazing Saddles; The Blob; Blood Simple; Blue Ice; Blue Velvet; The Blues Brothers; The Bodyguard; Boogie Nights; Boomerang; Bound; The Boys From Brazil; Braindead; Bram Stoker's Dracula; Braveheart; Breathless; The Bridges of Madison County; Bronco Billy; Broken Arrow; Brother from Another Planet; Cable Guy; Cactus Jack; California Man; Camelot; Candyman; Candyman 2 - Farewell to the Flesh; Cape Fear; Captain America; Carrie; Carrington; Carry on Camping; Carry on Matron; Carry on up the Khyber; Casino Royale; The Cat Came Back; Cat's Eye; CB-4; Century; Charlie's Angels; Cherry 2000; Child's Play; China O'Brien; Chinatown; Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town; Citizen Kane; City Hunter; City of Lost Children; Clash of the Titans; A Clockwork Orange; Close Encounters of the Third Kind; A Close Shave; Clue; Cocktail; Cocoon; Cocoon 2 - the Return; Code Blue; Coma; A Comedy of Terrors; Coming to America; Coming Home; The Commitments; Con Air; Condorman; Cop and a Half; The Corrupter; Counterfeit Contessa; Countess Dracula; The Craft; The Creeping Flesh; Creepshow; Crime Story; Critical Condition; Critters; Crocodile Dundee; Crocodile Dundee 2; Cronos; Crossing Delancy; Crossworlds; The Crow; The Crow: City of Angels; The Crucible; Cube; The Curse of Frankenstein; Curse of the Cat People; Curse of the Crimson Altar; Curse of the Dragon; The Curse of the Pink Panther; Dances with Wolves; Dangerous Desire; Dario Argento's World of Horror; Darklands; Darkman; Daryl; Daughter of Darkness; Dave; Dawn of the Dead; Day of the Triffids; Days of Thunder; Dead Poets' Society; Death Becomes Her; Death Machine; The Death Train; The Deep; The Demolitionist; Desperado; Desperately Seeking Susan; Devil Man; Devil Man: The Demon Bird; Diamonds are Forever; Die Hard; Die Harder; Dirty Rotten Scoundrels; Doctor Strangelove or How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb; Dogma; Dominion Tank Police 1; Dominion Tank Police 2; Dominion Tank Police 5; Dominion Tank Police 6; Dominion Tank Police 7; Dominion Tank Police 8; Dominion Tank Police 9; Dominion Tank Police 10; The Doors; Doorways; Dr. No; Dracula - Prince of Darkness; Dragnet; Dragonheart; Dreams of Gold; Driving Miss Daisy; Drop Dead Fred; Drunken Master; Dumbo; Dune; Dust Devil; Earth Girls are Easy; Easy Come, Easy Go; The Edge; Educating Rita; Edward Scissorhands; 8MM; El Mariachi; Electra Glide in Blue; Elvis, the Movie; Empire of the Sun; Empire Records; The End of the Affair; Enemy of the State; The English Patient; Eraser; Eraserhead; Erik the Viking; Escape from the Planet of the Apes; Escape to Witch Mountain; ET the Extra-Terrestrial; Event Horizon; Every Which Way But Loose; Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask; Evil Dead; Evil Dead 2 - Dead by Dawn; Evil Ed; The Evil of Frankenstein; Excalibur; eXistenZ; Eyes Wide Shut; The Fabulous Baker Boys; Face/Off; Famous Fred; Fantastic Voyage; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; The Fearless Vampire Hunters; Fiend Without a Face; The Fifth Element; Fire Tripper; Fire in the Sky; The Firm; First Strike; The First Wives' Club; A Fish Called Wanda; The Fisher King; Fist of Fury; Flash Gordon; Flatliners; Flesh and Blood; The Flight of Dragons; Flight of the Navigator; The Flintstones; The Floating Isle of Laputa; The Fly; The Fly 2; Footloose; For Love or Money; The Forbidden; Forbidden Planet; Forever Young; Forrest Gump; Four Weddings and a Funeral; Four's a Crowd; Freejack; The Freelancer; Friday the Thirteenth, part x; Friday the Thirteenth, part x: Jason takes Manhattan; Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café; From Dusk Till Dawn; From Russia with Love; Full Metal Jacket; The Fury; Game of Death; Gamera, Guardian of the Universe; Gattaca; Get Shorty; Ghost; Ghost Dad; Ghost in the Machine; Ghost in the Shell; Ghostbusters; Ghostbusters 2; The Ghoul; G.I. Jane; Go to the Blazes; God of Gamblers; The Golden Child; Goldeneye; Goldfinger; The Good, the Bad and the Ugly; Good Morning Vietnam; Good Will Hunting; Goodnight Mister Tom; Goodnight My Love; The Goonies; Gorillas in the Mist; The Graduate; A Grand Day Out; Grease; Great Expectations; Great Expectations; The Green Mile; Gremlins; Gremlins 2, the New Batch; Groundhog Day; Grosse Pointe Blank; Gulf War; Hackers; Hannah and her Sisters; The Haunting; The Haunting; Heat; Heat Wave; Hellraiser; Hellraiser 2: Hellbound; Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth; Henry V; Herbie Goes Bananas; The High Bright Sun; High Spirits; Highlander; Highlander 2, the Quickening; Hobson's Choice; Home Alone; Honey I Shrank the Kids; Honey I Blew Up the Kid; Hook; Hotshots; House of Wax; Housesitter; Howard the Duck; Hudson Hawk; The Hunt for the Red October; I Went Down; Indecent Proposal; Indecent Seduction; Independence Day; Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom; Indochine; Inferno; Inner Space; Interview with the Vampire; Into the Night; Invasion of the Saucer Men; The Invisible Man; The Invisible Man; Iphigenia at Aulis; The Island of Dr. Moreau; It; The Italian Job; Jagged Edge; Jason and the Argonauts; Jaws; Jaws 2; Jerry Macguire; Jewel on the Nile; Johnny Mnemonic; Journey to the Centre of the Earth; Judge Dredd; Jumanji; Jumping Jack Flash; Jurassic Park; Just the Ticket; Karate Kid; Karate Kid 2; Karate Kid 3; Karmina; Kickboxer; Kindegarten Cop; King Dave; Krull; La Belle Jour; L.A. Confidential; L.A. Story; Labyrinth; The Lady's Not For Burning; Ladyhawke; Lair of the White Worm; Lancelot, First Knight; Land of the Pharaohs; The Last Crusade; Last Man Standing; The Last Mohican; Last Tango In Paris; The Last Temptation; The Lawnmower Man; Le Souffle au Coeur; Legend; Leon; Les Visiteurs; Lethal Weapon; Lethal Weapon 2; Lethal Weapon 3; License to Kill; The Life of Brian; The Line, the Cross and the Curve; The Lion King; Little Shop of Horrors; Live and Let Die; The Living Daylights; Logan's Run; The Long Kiss Goodnight; Look Who's Talking; Look Who's Talking Too; Look Who's Talking Now; Lord of Illusions; The Lord of the Rings; Lost Highway; The Love Bug; Lucie Aubrac; Macbeth; Mackenna's Gold; Macross - Do You Remember Love?; Mad City; Mad Max; Mad Max 2, the Road Warrior; Mad Max 3, Beyond the Thunderdome; The Madness of King George; Malcolm; A Man for All Seasons; A Man of No Importance; The Man who would be King; The Man with One Red Shoe; The Man with Two Brains; The Man with the Golden Gun; Mars Attacks!; Mary Poppins; Mary Shelley's Frankenstein; The Mask; The Mask of Zorro; The Matrix; Maximum Overdrive; The Meaning of Life; Medicine Man; Mediterraneo; Memphis Belle; Men in Black; Mermaids; Metro; The Midnight Express; Midnight Run; Mimic; Mind Ripper; The Mirror Crack'd from Side to Side; Misery; Mission: Impossible; Mission: Impossible 2; Money Mania; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Moon Over Parador; Moonraker; The Moonstone; Moontrap; Moonwalker; Mortal Fear; Mortal Kombat; The Mosquito Coast; In the Mouth of Madness; Mrs. Dalloway; The Mummy; Murder on the Orient Express; Muriel's Wedding; The Music of Chance; My Best Friend's Wedding; My Cousin Vinnie; My Left Foot; My Stepmother is an Alien; Naked Gun; Naked Gun 2½: the Smell of Fear; Naked Killer; Naked Lunch; Naked Tango; The Name of the Rose; National Lampoon's Animal House; National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation; National Lampoon's Europe Vacation; National Velvet; Nell; The Net; The Never Ending Story; Nick Night; Night of the Hunter; Night of the Living Dead; Nightbreed; Nightmare Before Christmas; A Nightmare on Elm Street; A Nightmare on Elm Street IV; Nightwatch; 1984; Ninja Scrolls; Nosferatu; Nothing to Lose; Notting Hill; Nuns on the Run; The Nutty Professor; O.C. and Stiggs; Octopussy; Omen; Omen 2; Omen 3; Omen 4 - the Awakening; On Her Majesty's Secret Service; Once Were Warriors; One Fine Day; One Magic Christmas; One of our Dinosaurs is Missing; The Opposite Sex and how to get along with them; Orlando; Otaku No Video 1; Otake No Video 2; Other People's Money; Outbreak; Page 73; Parenthood; The Party; Pat Labor; Pat Labor 2; Payback; Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; The Pelican Brief; Pete's Dragon; Peter and the Wolf; Phantoms; Philadelphia; Pi; Pillow Talk; The Pink Panther; Pirañha; Plan 9 from Outer Space; Planes, Trains and Automobiles; Planet of the Apes; The Plank; Plunkett and Macleane; Police Academy; Police Academy x: City Under Siege; Police Academy x: Citizens on Patrol; The Power of One; Predator; Predator 2; Pretty Woman; Pretty in Pink; Primal Fear; Prime Suspect 4; The Princess Bride; Private Benjamin; Prometheus Unbound; Psycho II; Psycho IV; Pulp Fiction; The Puppet Masters; Q, the Feathered Serpent; Quadrophenia; Raiders of the Lost Ark; Ravenous; Raw Deal; Razor Blade Smile; The Real Macoy; The Rebel; Red Corner; Red Sonja; Regarding Henry; Remains of the Day; Resevoir Dogs; Return of the God of Gamblers; The Return of the Pink Panther; Return of Spinal Tap; Return to Oz; Return to the Planet of the Apes; Riding Bean; A River Runs Through it; Riverdance; Roadhouse; Rob Roy; Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves; Robinson Crusoe; Robocop; Robocop 2; The Rock; The Rocketeer; The Rocky Horror Picture Show; Roller Boogie; Romancing the Stone; Romeo + Juliet; Ronin; Rosemary's Baby; Roxanne; The Running Man; Rush Hour; Sabrina; St. Elmo's Fire; Salome; Saturday Night Fever; Saviour of the Soul; Scanners; Scent of a Woman; Schindler's List; Scream; Scream 2; Screamers; Scrooged; Second Best; The Secret of my Success; Sense and Sensibility; Serenade; Se7en; Sex and Zen; Shadow of Doubt; Shadowlands; Shaft's Big Score!; Shakespeare in Love; Shallow Grave; The Shawshank Redemption; Shine; The Shining; Shirley Valentine; Showgirls; Silk Stockings; Simon; Sinbad the Sailor; Sister Act; Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit; The Skull; The Slab Boys; Sleepers; Smokey and the Bandit; Sneakers; So I Married an Axe Murderer; Soapdish; Solar Crisis; Some Like it Hot; Sommersby; Sons; The Sound of Music; South Pacific; Spaceballs; Spartacus; Species; Spies Like Us; Spitfire; Splash!; Split Infinity; Splitting Heirs; The Stand; Stand By Me; Star Man; Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan; Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock; Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home; Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier; Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country; Star Trek: Generations; Star Trek: Insurrection; Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace; Star Wars IV: A New Hope; Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back; Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi; Steel Magnolias; Stepping Out; In the Still of the Night; The Sting; Strange Days; Strange Invaders; Street Fighter; Striking Distance; Stripshow; Suburban Commando; Super Mario Brothers; Supergirl; Superman; Superman 2; Superman 3; Superman 4; Suspiria; Swarm; Sweet Charity; A Tale of Two Cities; The Tall Guy; Tarzan; Tarzan; Tarzan in Manhattan; Tarzan the Ape Man; Taste the Blood of Dracula; Teen Wolf; The Ten Commandments; The Tenderness of the Wolves; Terminator; Terminator 2; Terror from the year 5000; That Thing You Do; Them; There's Something About Mary; The Thing; This is Spinal Tap; The 1000 Fingers of Dr T; The Three Amigos; Three Colours Blue; Three Colours Red; Three Colours White; Three Men and a Baby; Three Men and a Little Lady; Throw Momma from the Train; Thunderball; Time Bandits; The Time Machine; THX1138; To Kill a Mockingbird; The Tommyknockers; Top Gun; Tomorrow Never Dies; The Toxic Avenger; Toy Story; Toy Story 2; Trainspotting; Tremors; The Tribe; O Trochonomos Barbara; Tron; True Grit; True Lies; Truly Madly Deeply; The Twelve Labours of Asterix; 12 Monkeys; Twin Town; Twins; Twins of Evil; 2001, a Space Odyssey; 2010, Odyssey 2; UHF; Uncle Buck; Universal Soldier; Urotsukidoji - Legend of the Overfiend; Vampire Hunter D; Vampire in Brooklyn; Venus Wars; Vice Versa; Virtuosity; A Walk in the Clouds; The Wall; Watership Down; Waterworld; The Way We Were; Way of the Dragon; Wayne's World; Wayne's World 2; We're No Angels; The Wedding Singer; Weekend at Bernies; Weird Science; West Side Story; What About Bob?; What's Up Doc?; When Harry Met Sally; Which Way to Hollywood, Please?; Who Framed Roger Rabbit?; Wild at Heart; Wild Things; Wildflower; William; Willow; Wings of Desire; Wings of the Dove; Wiseguys; Witches; The Witches of Eastwick; With Six you get Eggroll; Withnail and I; The Wizard of Oz; Wolf; Working Girl; The Wrong Trousers; Wuthering Heights; X-Men; Yellowbeard; Yellow Submarine; You Only Live Twice; Young Einstein; Young Frankenstein; Young Guns; Youngblood; Zorro the Gay Blade.
You happy now? Can I please leave and go somewhere else? Thank you.