The Great Leather Candyfloss Debate!

Why? You'd be surprised by how few people ask. It's one of those things that popped into my head. There's more details. It's twisted. I'll leave it at that. But a friend I was with, Steve Wallace, made a big thing about how stupid an idea this was that we got into a debate. This dragged in my other friends, and we took a vote. Both sides attempted to rig the vote by asking their particular friends about the subject, with very leading questions. The crux of the matter remained unresolved, so I took it to a fair and unbiased audience: you. Feel free to vote, feel free to send in your comments. Respect our freedom of speech.

Stelio: My argument is that leather candyfloss should be considered not as an object, but as a concept. Don't think of the actual taste, smell, or texture - just think of leather, and candyfloss, and candyfloss made of leather. Actually weaving candyfloss from the finest spun fibres of treated cow skin would be tricky to make a reality, but what the Hell. I say it's good. If they say we can't be weird, if we must conform, then I say fuck them all. Let us display our eccentricities with pride! Leather candyfloss for all! Um.