I warned you...

Big Big Birthday Greeting!

Happy now? Will you believe me next time I warn you that an image is big? I hope so. Nice resolution, don't you think? It's a shame that you lose definition at smaller scales, because it spoils the look of the picture. Of course, the original will always be the best. But why am I going on at you? Hell, you don't care about this picture at all! What are you even doing here? Go on! Get out!

Help!